Dude, get away from my car

Ted Prodromou
3 min readNov 8, 2023

My peaceful morning routine was turned upside down.

I live in a small town, a lot like Mayberry.

Stolen bikes are the most common crime.

This morning I noticed a very bright light outside our house.

The bright light was high-beam headlights driving very slowly down our street.

All of a sudden, I see a guy in a grey hoodie peering into my car window.

As he was about to smash my window for a smash-and-grab or to steal my car,

I yelled out the front door.

“GET AWAY FROM THERE. GET AWAY FROM THERE. GET AWAY FROM THERE.”

Ellen thought I was having one of my recurring nightmares where I think evil people are chasing me.

The jerk looked up at me and then jumped into a white getaway car.

My trusty Nest cam caught some of the action but we didn’t get a clear look at his face or the license plate of the car.

I’ll be honest.

This shook me up.

A lot.

We rarely lock our doors because there is no crime (we will lock our doors now.)

I never imagined I would need to call 911 and review video recordings with the police.

This is where I usually segue into a business or marketing story.

Today, I got nothing for you because I’ve never experienced anything like this.

My mind is still spinning.

All I can say is “Stay safe.”

Ted

My peaceful morning routine was turned upside down.

I live in a small town, a lot like Mayberry.

Stolen bikes are the most common crime.

This morning I noticed a very bright light outside our house.

The bright light was high-beam headlights driving very slowly down our street.

All of a sudden, I see a guy in a grey hoodie peering into my car window.

As he was about to smash my window for a smash-and-grab or to steal my car,

I yelled out the front door.

“GET AWAY FROM THERE. GET AWAY FROM THERE. GET AWAY FROM THERE.”

Ellen thought I was having one of my recurring nightmares where I think evil people are chasing me.

The jerk looked up at me and then jumped into a white getaway car.

My trusty Nest cam caught some of the action but we didn’t get a clear look at his face or the license plate of the car.

I’ll be honest.

This shook me up.

A lot.

We rarely lock our doors because there is no crime (we will lock our doors now.)

I never imagined I would need to call 911 and review video recordings with the police.

This is where I usually segue into a business or marketing story.

Today, I got nothing for you because I’ve never experienced anything like this.

My mind is still spinning.

All I can say is “Stay safe.”

Ted

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Ted Prodromou
Ted Prodromou

Written by Ted Prodromou

Award-winning, best-selling author of Ultimate Guide to LinkedIn for Business and Ultimate Guide to Twitter. Get free LinkedIn tips at www.YourLinkedInCoach.com

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